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Peace, Love, Unity, Respect

comfortedalloy4:

sezja:

gotothemattresses:

You can’t possibly say no to that.


"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."

so cute

comfortedalloy4:

sezja:

gotothemattresses:


You can’t possibly say no to that.

"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."

so cute

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

thrashturbate:

Making someone smile and moan at the same time during sex should be a life goal for everyone.

mistergoodlife:

A photo worth a thousand words...

mistergoodlife:

A photo worth a thousand words...

ruinedchildhood:

Costco doesnt fuck around

outraged:

I would literally throw last year’s version of myself down a set of stairs

These parents are doing Facebook right. 

killergoth:

take me here on our first date


Omg…

killergoth:

take me here on our first date

Omg…

drunktrophywife:

Who could honestly say this to their mom without getting knocked into the next dimension

drunktrophywife:

Who could honestly say this to their mom without getting knocked into the next dimension

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out